Bah, what a commercialized, contorted event day! On this day rose prices are quadropled, restaurants are over booked, and they serve you hastily cooked yet expensively priced couple meals.

I would think having dinner at one of these overbooked set restaurants will be like married life.

1. You arrive with your date, you're just so wonderfully happy together as you're taken to your seats. You chat, you laugh, you're having a wonderful evening. (Honey moon period)
2. 30 mins later it's not so wonderful, you've already finished your drink but the food aint here yet. Your date gets pissy and asks why the heck did YOU choose this place anyway. (Typical married couple squables)
3. Another 15 mins later the two of you are starving, but you managed to convince each other that the food will arrive soon and it doesn't make sense to go anywhere else. (Together in sickness and in health...)
4. Depending on how good the food is the two of you either remember that it was a lovely evening baring some unfortunate events (Happily ever after) Or it'd be the stain mark in your relationship (errr... the affair? the divorce?)

But then what do I know? I never took my wife out for a valentine's event at all cause I know it's a BAD BAD idea anyway. and I have never bought flowers for anyone in my life before. I just find it all a terrible waste of money!