Recently my neighbourhood has been invaded by a litter of cats and kittens, and they've just been shitting all over the place, climbing on top of cars, knocking over flower pots. The usual stuff, so I'm pretty much in an attack on sight phase with them.

This morning while I was getting ready for work I spotted a kitten rummaging through the trash, I planned to plant a nice boot to the booty on it and I started slowly creeping towards it. The kitten looked at me a few times but did not flee since I didn't do any sudden movements until I almost with in kicking range, at which point it looked at me and fled underneath a car.

Disappointed that my prey got away, I turned around and saw a big orange colored cat standing about a meter away from me.... MOMMY. It sneered at me, I sneered back, it ran away.

Next time I'll just throw my boot at the kitten instead of letting it's mother sneak up on me like that again.